It’s kind of creepy that, when everyone is searching for tips to make their first date successful, I’m writing about making them a disaster. Well, obviously it is not for everyone, it’s a bail out way for those who are stuck in a forced date, a blind date that they found not interesting or just not wanting anything like this.
If you want to ruin your first date, you have to be disgusting in each and every way. Here is some possible ways that can make u disgustful and annoying:
- Pay as less attention to your date as you can.
- Do not let him/her to say anything.
- Brag as much as possible on your littlest things.
- Lie on matters that he/she already knows.
- Use as racist comments, curses and put on dirty jokes.
- Always speak about your ex, how good he/she was, how comfortable you were when on that relationship, etc.
- If you are a boy, then never pay any of the bills, and if you are a girl, try to make expensive orders.
- Insult them whenever you get a chance. (Thus one works like hell)
- Talk more and more about sex.
- Always answer your cell phones and try to talk like he/she is not even there.
Hope these tips help you. If your date still wants to hang out, just pray to god for further help.